The Mobsters- *dialing up* o- oh uh, hey, its me! the creATORR of this site named after my internet username!! Meanwhile i still dont have a barebones story about the mOBSTERS oOOOooo 👻👻 imma be talking about how i found out about neocities and stuff like that. !

When i saw BJIRU's video, i think his name is that, heard the name "neocities" as a place for people to do the old style themes things while in other places they can't, i got kind of inspired by the vid and went right into it, created an acount, scrolled through the big amount of sites people made and went "woah this might be simple and fun!", its REALLY fun, but DAMN IS IT DIFFUCULT TO DO WITHOUT CODE KNOWLEDGE!

Had to find out what each thingamabop meant by updating it everytime i change a line, and dUDE, never in my lIFE have i ever thougth i'd use fuckING CHATGPT TO CORRECT SOME CODE, like dude, AI is a really helpful thing sometimes, tho the people that use it for generating art, eesh.. fuck em fr..

Feeding my adhd brain with this has been really amazing lately, even if im staying till 4 am trying to do this or do art, WHICH IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU. I recommend to get up, do a walk around the house, blink 20 times looking at something 20 feet away, and stay off the interwebs before going to sleep.

I have things planned for this site! Hope its not long time till im doing code normally without looking up how to do a certain thing. Im tryna do a old school computer kinda thing where u boot up ur computer and stuff and bANG "oh shit this aint my computador", and its some dark mafia kinda thing, and you go to guests cuz u dont know what this hit is and BANG another thing, yeah... i think its really sick, Im REALLY REALLY inspired by the "metaverse" DDLC+ stuff when u load up the game,other peoples sites like pianobonds,wired sound for wired people,oddity commodity and A.N. lucas's web lounge, and the new demo of NO PLAYERS ONLINE with it's old computer style mechanics, the idea of a login screen came from there, and some of the cool stuff that im *maybe* gonna do!

If ur trying to get starting, check out the GUIDE made by goblin heart, i think their name is that, idk i didnt search about it that much, just the basics helped me a LOT.

And that's about it till now, when i get a cool story to put here i might do a separate site just for the about "ME" and.. hmmm.. hey, thank you for reading this, writing about how things are going and how you are feeling is actually really good now that im doing this, i think you should try- oh- uh.. is this?.. ugh.. running out of time.. well, see you guys later ig, here we go to the next "ad". DRINK WATER AND STAY HEALTHY GOODNIGHT AND PINK DREAMS-!!

- Now, We present, Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.